Curse

Monkey Slayer · May 04, 2008, 10:15 PM // 22:15

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the icy wasteland! It is Monkey Slayer, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you so hard, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"
Well, that's odd.

For my monk:
Who is that, striding through the fields! It is Refuse To Heal, hands clutching a mighty sword! He bellows thunderously:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!"

GOGO Third Page.

Asyntyche · May 04, 2008, 10:38 PM // 22:38

i still prefer "For Pony!"

, but here's mine:

Zang! Who is that, striding on the hotel lobby! It is Grok Of Asyntyche, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape until everything has croaked!!"

Taisayacho · May 04, 2008, 10:59 PM // 22:59

Skulking amidst the desert, swinging a burning branch, cometh Tai Sayacho! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to bruise you harder than God thought possible!!!"

heh

fishy go moo · May 04, 2008, 11:44 PM // 23:44

Running over the mountains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Its Not Butter Lol! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm seriously going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!!"

Brandon1107 · May 05, 2008, 01:25 AM // 01:25

Rampaging along the icy wasteland, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Brandon1107! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm seriously going to *uck you until you are tax-deductible!"

Hannes · May 05, 2008, 01:30 AM // 01:30

Who is that, sprinting amidst the mountains! It is Scorpius, hands clutching a meaty axe! He howls thunderously:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!!"

EDIT: Go check out what my battlecry is when u type in "Scorpius the Butcher" XD XD XD

MMSDome · May 05, 2008, 04:31 AM // 04:31

roll?

12character

pumpkin pie · May 05, 2008, 10:50 AM // 10:50

what we need here is ..... lolol

a preset battle cry function.

so everytime you ping a target in a battle the battle cry will appear over your head. , fun but bad idea, lolololllllllllll, opponent will start to attack your leader!

ohkay, maybe for pve then.

wu is me · May 05, 2008, 11:27 AM // 11:27

omfg i <3 this: =D

Rampaging amidst the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Wu Is Me! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"

beanerman_99 · May 05, 2008, 01:37 PM // 13:37

Lo! Who is that, sprinting on the hotel lobby! It is Circling Skies, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a gutteral cry, her voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall avenge my ancestors!"

Kanyatta · May 05, 2008, 10:35 PM // 22:35

Stalking on the freeway, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Kanyatta! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"This one's for you, mom! I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!!"

I like that one, but I always thought my personal battle cry was:

Diddy bow · May 06, 2008, 07:10 PM // 19:10

"I'm going to f**k you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

Nice

Divinitys Creature · May 06, 2008, 09:38 PM // 21:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diddy bow

"I'm going to f**k you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!"

Nice

OMG that is almost siggable!

Sbljsoda · May 07, 2008, 01:18 AM // 01:18

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the icy wasteland! It is Splitisoda, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a vengeful scream, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"

Who is that, striding across the wasteland! It is Captain Soda, hands clutching a thorned whip! He screams homicidally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

Mesmer in Need · May 07, 2008, 03:18 AM // 03:18

My battle cry would probably be "wwwdsdaadawwawswsaadadwwadsd augh why cant i move!!!"

Sir Skullcrasher · May 07, 2008, 04:03 AM // 04:03

my war cry would be..

"You can either die now or suffer the wraith of my pantless wammoing!!"